Barack: Pleased to be here Jay. I want to thank every one of these lovely people who have paid $28k to be here tonight.
Sarah: I'm so excited to be in a foreign country! (This is LA). What? How come no one speaks English?
Question: Burn After Reading; Bush: What do I do with the Constitution? (Right) I'm kidding Jay. I never actually read the c.
Question: Oil of Olay; Bush: What were we looking for when we invaded Olay?
Question: 700 billion; Bush: How many ppl knew Clay Aiken was g before that ppl mag article?
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
More from Jay
Jury selection started in the OJ Simpson robbery trial yesterday. I just hope this trial isn't going to be divisive. Remember, the last time white people thought one thing, black people thought another thing and Michael Jackson - he didn't know what to think.
OJ was furious. He told the judge flat out - "Your H, I'm a murderer not a thief."
Let's talk to Kim Jong Il. Kim are you there? I'm here Jay. Let me ask you this - are there any benefits to dying? Well, I was finally able to get out of my cellphone contract. Son of a b!
Obama campaign is having trouble meeting its fundraising goals. In fact, Obama now says he will take change. He's willing to accept change.
Kim Jong Il hasn't been seen for 6 months. There are two possibilities - he's either in poor health or he's got a show on NBC.
OJ was furious. He told the judge flat out - "Your H, I'm a murderer not a thief."
Let's talk to Kim Jong Il. Kim are you there? I'm here Jay. Let me ask you this - are there any benefits to dying? Well, I was finally able to get out of my cellphone contract. Son of a b!
Obama campaign is having trouble meeting its fundraising goals. In fact, Obama now says he will take change. He's willing to accept change.
Kim Jong Il hasn't been seen for 6 months. There are two possibilities - he's either in poor health or he's got a show on NBC.
Sunday, September 07, 2008
Live Longer with Pancreatic Cancer
This is a true "time-saver" post - even though it's not tech-savvy. Heard today about someone who was given 6 months to live with pancreatic cancer and lived about seven years. He did it by taking hot baths every day. If one didn't ease the pain, he would take another one. Apparently, it worked like an artificial fever and stimulated his immune system. He got the idea from a time when he felt the flu coming and fell asleep - next to the fire. Next morning, he was fine - no flu - and he put two and two together.
Long life!
Celebrities who succumbed to pancreatic cancer :
Alex Trebek, Steve Jobs, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Aretha Franklin, John Hurt, Luciano Pavarotti, Sharon Jones, Alan Rickman, Paul Kalanithi
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