Special Mention Jorg Seyfferth

Considering how many idiots there are online who waste your time, this guy deserves some praise for giving me what I want in 2 seconds. To be fair, this *t had a link to Jorg's page. This is so simple to do, yet so many guys get it all wrong - either it don't work or it's as user-unfriendly as the Indian subcontinent.

Here's a really crappy implementation:

http://basicer.com/figlet.php

And, as promised (even though he hasn't provided a custom service or help on-demand,..