Finally, Something Useful on Quora

1. The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
2. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
3. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
4. Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers.
5. What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
6. If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
7. My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
8. A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
9. Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
10. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
11. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
12. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
13. Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
14. I was born to be a pessimist - my blood type is B Negative.
15. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.