I Connected with Alice Huang on LinkedIn. Here's What I Learned

OK, not really, but you get the idea. Whoever's doing this one has been busy the last few hours. It was empty at SOB.

But, seriously, have you looked at Lori Millls, Mrs. Jensen Huang? If it was McKenzie Bezos or Melinda Gates, you'd say the guys were idiots, but if you're married to Lori, how can you not be allowed to have an affair?

What I thought - how can she NOT be a spy? Chinese women don't sleep around, and certainly not married Chinese women. Right? Ummm.. consider what Gemini has to say :

• General Rates: According to recent analyses of national CPLS data, approximately 26% of married Chinese adults (35% of married men and 23% of married women) reported having experienced sexual infidelity at some point in their marriage.

• Historical Shift: Earlier studies like the Chinese Health and Family Life Survey (1999–2000) showed much lower baseline rates (about 15% for men and 5% for women), indicating that extramarital sex has risen substantially alongside economic development, urbanization, and shifting social norms.

So, you decide. My prediction: 

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echo -n "Your exact prediction text here" | shasum -a 256

My take on why Lori looks as she does, given her wealth and status - because she's a bird in a gilded cage. She knows JH has been screwing around for a while, but she can't prove anything.