Pete Davidson
Ann C is here. Wait a min. If you're here, Ann, who's scaring the crows away from our crops?
Last year we had Martha Stewart who sells sheets and this year we have Ann Coulter who cuts eye-holes in them.
Jewel
I was in line at Chipotle behind Ann C and she ordered something to go - the entire kitchen staff at Chipotle - go - leave the country!
On Jewel : I do not want to bad mouth you since God already did.
Nikky Glazer : Jeff, you and Hitler have a lot in common : micro p**s, bad at your art and no really cared about you till you started roasting people.
Ann hopes the Republicans can hold on to the house so she can continue to haunt it.
Jeff Ross : This is tough - how do I roast someone from hell?
Rob : Why is Ann C here tonight?, everyone's wondering... because the right-to-lifers wanted everyone to see what an abortion looks like up close.
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