A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken rolls over and lights a cigarette and say "Well, I guess that answers that question."
Why do Canadians always do it doggie style? So they can both watch the ice-hockey game.
A man walks into a doc's office with a huge piece of carrot coming out of one ear and a huge chunk of broccoli sticking out of another ear and a potato on his nose and says "Doc I don't feel well." Doc says "You haven't been eating right."
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Coz if they flow over the bay, they'd be bagels.
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